Things to do in London this weekend

Friday stand-up early show with secret guest sets.

The Triumph of Death: a farce about Art, Money and Death.

Twenty Flight Rockers: rock born from The Clash's embers.

Bollywood hits live with the London Bollywood Orchestra.

The Illegal Eagles: Eagles tribute band live.

Jonathan Pie: satire on the end of the world.

Kimberly Akimbo: musical about a girl who ages too fast.

Phantom of the Opera: Andrew Lloyd Webber's iconic musical.

Wolf Hall: Mantel's Tudor drama with Anton Lesser.

Terror At The Haunted Starbucks: Halloween comedy.

Widows 95, Care Home and Cold Cough: noise rock and psych.

RCM Symphony Orchestra & Chorus: Stravinsky and Beethoven.

Henry Paker: Pencil Case – Stand-up with live drawing.

Arcangelo: English Baroque sacred music with Jonathan Cohen.

Angel Comedy Fridays: free stand-up comedy.

Halloween: punk, goth and horror tunes with The Phobics.

Penelope Isles and AtticOmatic: lush indie noise pop live.

Wanted, Dead or Divine: drag Halloween with Lady Jezzika.

Flowers For The Dead live: hypnotic 90s alt-rock.

Halloween Boat Party on the Thames with house and RnB DJs.

bed: Tokyo post-punk live, with Amane + The Bastards.

Arcangelo with Jonathan Cohen: English Baroque sacred music.

No Scrubs: 90s and 00s R&B and hip-hop for Halloween.

5 world-class stand up comedians with Paul Thorne and more.

The Best in Stand Up: five comedians hosted by Paul Thorne.

Into The Woods: Sondheim musical of colliding fairy tales.

MAMMA MIA!: the musical to ABBA's timeless songs.

Oliver!: Lionel Bart's musical of a Dickens orphan.

Tales from the Shadows: spooky Gothic stories on stage.

The Guv: progressive and art rock from London.

Modern Guilt launch their debut album: groovy garage rock.

Flamebearer: an evening of dungeon synth with Amn.

Lucas Dorado – El Sueño: jazz meets Argentine folk.

Evil Sword: noise and performance art from Philadelphia.

Duck Wax: country-funk with Sweetheart and Babe.

The Carolines: world tour finale, one last mosh.

The Pianist: chamber musical on Wladyslaw Szpilman's memoir.

The Odyssey, Nolan's epic of Odysseus with Tom Holland.

Dogstar: a darkly comic play about icebound whalers.

Rob Luft Quartet: live jazz at its finest.